A New Word is Born

Stuplicate

Verb

1. To recreate, to repeat, to replicate or duplicate something that is stupid

2. The actual duplicate or match of a stupid thing; "The polished surface of the customer’s vacant expression was mirrored in her multitudinous offspring any one of which could have been her stuplicate were it not for differences of height and weight".
3. Make a duplicate or duplicates of a stupid thing; "Could you please stuplicate this latest set of test parameters from Canberra office for me so everyone here has a copy?"

4. Increase the numbers of stupid things often to imply such increase as twofold; "The Emo population of the Mall doubled within months".

Note: Stuplicate \Stu"pli*cate\, transitive verb. [imperfect & past participle. Stuplicated; Stuplicating.].

Adjective

1. Identically copied from an original stupid thing; "This is a Stuplicate key for the wind up Kangaroo for you that is identical to the original so you should have no difficulty starting it".

2. Being two of identical levels of stupidity; “Yes they are both new, yes they are both fashionable, yes I hate them but I am still amazed that they are so similar for coming from different backgrounds”

Noun

1. Something additional of the same stupid kind; " he always carried extra tubes of tooth wax in case of any form of salad based emergency".

2. A copy that corresponds to a stupid original exactly; "he made a stuplicate of the entire series of “Australia has got Talent” for his personal files".

Stuplication

Noun

1. Any prayer asking my help as part of a religious service designed to avert my irritation at a stupid thing the Stuplicant has done or said; “Oh Holy Bisseker smite me not in my hour of need. I had no idea that pretending to be you in a public place would be offensive!”

2. Stupid request for help; “Oh how I wish Britney Spears was here to help out!”

3. The act of communicating with any stupid deity (especially as a petition or in adoration or contrition or thanksgiving for acts or situations that were in and of themselves stupid); “Oh Gracious Bobo, first amongst the Spartan Gods of Blancmange! To you do I give this much sneering in response to you rain of fish in my lounge room!”

Verb

1. The act of stupidly replicating a thing; “some people should not breed”

2. The act of replicating a stupid thing; “some people, having bred once should have known better and therefore stopped doing so for the sake of the rest of the planet”

3. The act of stupidly replicating a stupid thing; “some people, having had children should have learned from the process and known to not have any more and especially not to then not to do so where anyone could know about it such as my office”

STUPLICATING

Personal pronoun & verb & noun

1. Of Stuplicate

STUPLICATED

Imperative & past participle

1. Of Stuplicate

STUPLICATOR

Noun

1. One who stuplicates; a stuplicant; (As in any contestant one might view on the television at about 7 pm of a weeknight)

2. Any inanimate object involved in stuplication

Stuplicant

Adjective

1. Foolishly or Stupidly entreating; "a stuplicant New Ager seeking my forgiveness".

Noun

1. One who acts of reacts stupidly; (As in any person who looks at me over the pram, says “Whatever” and then goes back to talking on a mobile phone without getting out of the way)

2. One praying Stupidly for something: "his attempts to get into the Big Brother House rendered him a stuplicant for the favors of his own kind".

3. Someone who prays or applies for favours to Stupid God(s), Idols, Heroes, anyone larger or more able than themselves (such animals that are fashion accessories, teen age film stars with tutus or other Prime Time TV stars for example)

Stuplification

Noun

1. Any prayer asking my help as part of a religious service designed to avert my irritation at a stupid thing the Stuplicant has done or said in a deliberate effort to continue their stupidity or that of the situation to hand.

2. Deliberately stupid request for help.

3. The act of deliberately communicating with any stupid deity (especially as a petition or in adoration or contrition or thanksgiving for acts or situations that were in and of themselves stupid).

The main difference between Stuplication and Stuplification is the deliberate and conscious aspect of the act or replication which often magnifies the resultant reaction.

Hence, that there are many of the following pants in existence implies Stuplication.

Wearing them to my house would be StupLIFIcation.